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So, I got a letter from Eblar, today, from Prince Ian. I guess you were right, after all, "Agi." Ian is totally still in Eblar. Of course. I mean, look at how well he responded!

Dear Matthias,

So that's what's been going on at Korin Academy. I heard it's cold up there, but I wouldn't really know, I guess, being all the way over here. I was surprised to have received your letter, you've never written me, and honestly, I wasn't expecting you to. And we're doing fine here, thanks for your concern. I've always been here, even though I am a bit sick. Is there a reason you asked?

Can't say I've ever heard of him.

Sincerely,
Ian of Milesia

Figure I should show you all a copy of my letter, too. I made one for I sent it. Just for comparitive purposes.

Ian,

What's up, Highness? How about those moose? There's something about a moose in the late spring rain that's irresitable, huh? And the cows, too! Cows in the rain taste awesome. Oh, by the way, they found Seraphine! Yeah, she was under my bed. I guess I forgot that I stuck her there, sorry. That's me, always forgetting where I leave everything! Sorry about that. I'll send her in the mail, next time, if you want!

Oh, and I married Hazel of Aeda last week. And she's pregant. With quintuplets! They popped out and said hi to you, then all climbed back in, little devils. They look just like me, only they're boring and clueless like her.

Anyways, please don't write me back, because I hate you. You and that horse of yours. Have fun in Eblar doing whatever the fuck it is naive heirs do!

- Matthias

Clearly Prince Ian read my letter and replied accordingly.